I just realized (a.k.a. I am a wine.com reject) that you can’t ship wine there. And … I just don’t understand.

Apparently you also can’t give wine to dogs in Chicago … which makes more sense, but … it’s a law?

UPDATE: An e-mail:

K-Lo, I’m happy to inform you that the ban on feeding wine to a dog in the Windy City has long been repealed. Not only that, but you are now able to take home wine in doggy bags! Merry Advent!

… I think it’s time for a drink…