In the soap opera saga that is the Petraeus affair, Fox’s Tampa affiliate reports that Jill Kelley, the socialite, military liaison, and girlfriend of General Allen, has called 911 several times over the past few days and is requesting “diplomatic protection.” Kelley reports a bald man in her yard who “won’t leave” and whose car is “parked in front of my neighbor’s car.” She tells the police:

I don’t know if by any chance, because I’m an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so they shouldn’t be able to cross my property, I don’t know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well, since it’s against the law to cross my property, I don’t know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well.

Tape of the 911 calls is below:

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