So here’s a working list, I will add to it as the day progresses.

The Haunting (See Miller below)
Caddyshack II [Update: Woops sorry, this is a sequel not a remake]
Manchurian Candidate — with Denzel Washington
The In-Laws — with Michael Douglas
Psycho
Any number of Invasion of the Body Snatcher remakes (though I liked the Donald Sutherland one).
The Pink Panther with Steve Martin (and pretty much anyone else other than Sellers).
Rollerball
Amityville Horror

Update: A friend suggests — rightly — The Day of the Jackal as a purely miserable remake.

The Longest Yard — Adam Sandler
The Day the Earth Stood Still — with Keanu Reeves