I will be writing the G-File again. Plan on a big column for tomorrow. It’s just that the world has been conspiring against me: my beautiful 8.6 months pregnant wife began her maternity leave this week and her nesting instincts are firing on all cylanders. My computer decided to blow up this week (I got OSX running but my computer’s slower than Alec Baldwin off his Ritalin), and there was Martin Luther King Jr. Day. But for those of you who keep writing me to say that I haven’t written anything since December 6, that’s just not true. The archives haven’t been updated in a very long time for reasons having to do with the float on the Yen and the reproductive cycles of red-assed baboon. But that’s not my fault.