CONSTITUTIONAL LAWYERS and other connoisseurs of recent nonsense may recall that the Queen of Hearts urged Alice to believe impossible things. She said, “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
For those who enjoy such consciousness-expanding exercises, I offer this relevant version: Concoct First Amendment reasonings more absurd than those vented by a liberal Supreme Court or an average faculty meeting. For example, consider the following.
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