The Triumph of the Pseudolits*

REPORT FROM PLANET THREE

To: Chief of Expedition from: Archaeological Field Crew, Planet 3, System 23. 27683.22 Herewith the ms. we spoke of in the last report. Despite the breaks, it is remarkably well preserved, don’t you think? Best thing we have found here so far. (Observe the high radioactivity of material from this planet.)