One of the reasons—I say one of the reasons because I could think of several others if I put my mind to it—that I kept on having babies for years after all my classmates were taking turns being President of the Planned Parenthood Association, was that I always thought a big family would be such fun at Christmas.
I even know why Ben Heath, who is tied to me by the bonds of marriage, has the Spirit of Christmas around Thanksgiving and the Spirit of Ash Wednesday around Christmas. I keep telling him I know. “I know,” I say. “I know. I know. I know.”





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