TEMPUS fidgets, as Cicero used to say. It’s the end of yet another year and time for my “Miscellaneous Misanthropy” column, the fruit of a computer file called “Mis. Mis” where I dump all the opinions and observations I didn’t have room for in previous columns. When the time comes, all it takes is a couple of keystrokes and up pops an effortless year-end roundup.
This year we have a problem. Now that my column appears in every issue I don’t have all that many notes left over. I do have a lot of unused news items, such as my favorite Richard Cohenism of 1996—“person-eating shark”— but so what? Political correctness is now so widespread that you could probably top it with an even more idiotic clipping of your own.





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