The 2014 Russian-Language Coverage of the All-Heterosexual Sochi Olympics!

(Transcript from Russia Sports Now! Live Coverage of Olympic Male Figure-Skating Competition)

Commentator Ivanov: “Is now time for the men’s figure-skating competition, when the totally heterosexual mens from the many other countries dress in the clothes of shiny colors with the sparklies applied to the surfaces and do a dance upon the ice.”