The Untempting Temptation

All those organizations with the word “family” in their names can relax. The Fox network’s new Temptation Island is no threat to the American republic, the institution of marriage, or the morals of our young. The first episode was, however, a terrible waste of an hour, 9-10 P.M. on Wednesday evening, quality time that could have been better spent watching World Championship Wrestling, Rivera Live, or—for those in need of cheering up—Surviving, a movie about double teen suicide.

In case you have not seen a newspaper recently, let’s start with Temptation Island’s premise. Four “unmarried couples at a crossroads in their relationships” are taken to a tropical island. The lovebirds are then separated, and each of them will be “set up on a variety of dates” with some of the 26 “fantasy” singles who have also been taken there by Fox. The idea, and, allegedly, the drama, is to test the strength of these relationships. “This could rip two people apart,” gloats one potential seducer.

All those organizations with the word “family” in their names can relax. The Fox network’s new Temptation Island is no threat to the American republic, the institution of marriage, or the morals of our young. The first episode was, however, a terrible waste of an hour, 9-10 P.M. on Wednesday evening, quality time that could have been better spent watching World Championship Wrestling, Rivera Live, or—for those in need of cheering up—Surviving, a movie about double teen suicide.

In case you have not seen a newspaper recently, let’s start with Temptation Island’s premise. Four “unmarried couples at a crossroads in their relationships” are taken to a tropical island. The lovebirds are then separated, and each of them will be “set up on a variety of dates” with some of the 26 “fantasy” singles who have also been taken there by Fox. The idea, and, allegedly, the drama, is to test the strength of these relationships. “This could rip two people apart,” gloats one potential seducer.