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I don’t believe there were any speeches at the actual “ceremony,” but there’s been plenty of retrospective commentary about the nuptials of Mrs. Jason Allen Alexander, previously and subsequently Miss Britney Spears. Miss Spears had a night on the town in Vegas and woke up the next morning married to Mr. Alexander, the latter having neglected to observe the niceties by formally asking Miss Spears’s management and record company for her hand in marriage. A judge stepped in and sorted it out, and the bride was restored to the status quo ante.

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I don’t believe there were any speeches at the actual “ceremony,” but there’s been plenty of retrospective commentary about the nuptials of Mrs. Jason Allen Alexander, previously and subsequently Miss Britney Spears. Miss Spears had a night on the town in Vegas and woke up the next morning married to Mr. Alexander, the latter having neglected to observe the niceties by formally asking Miss Spears’s management and record company for her hand in marriage. A judge stepped in and sorted it out, and the bride was restored to the status quo ante.