Varieties of Ridiculous Experience

Here’s a headline that popped up in my social media today: “Leslie Jones condemns Simon & Schuster over Milo Yiannopoulos book deal.”

I say sincerely that I’d pay up to five American dollars for a widget or an app that automatically removes headlines of this sort from my life, or at least renders them something like “I don’t care condemns I don’t care over I don’t care.”