That’s the Spirit

For some time, the government has been doing a rollout of information on UFOs, admitting nothing but somehow admitting everything. Why? One theory of the modified limited hangout suggests that the government is trying to acclimate us, boiling-frog-style, to the idea that aliens are real — but hold on, they’re not from another planet. Startling new twist: they’re actually inter-dimensional spiritual beings who’ve been here all along, and it’s time you knew the truth.

This presupposes that the government is keenly interested in having everyone know the truth, but let’s just roll with it. So the reeducation program now goes like this.

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For some time, the government has been doing a rollout of information on UFOs, admitting nothing but somehow admitting everything. Why? One theory of the modified limited hangout suggests that the government is trying to acclimate us, boiling-frog-style, to the idea that aliens are real — but hold on, they’re not from another planet. Startling new twist: they’re actually inter-dimensional spiritual beings who’ve been here all along, and it’s time you knew the truth.

This presupposes that the government is keenly interested in having everyone know the truth, but let’s just roll with it. So the reeducation program now goes like this.