Well friends, your incorruptible and inscrutable judges have deliberated on the results of the Great New Delectations Contest. They sat with pitiless, ruthless faces, scrutinizing the entries and making endless notes. “Not a sight for sore eyes,” said a man who had entered the judges’ chamber by mistake. (Needless to say, the chamber was locked from inside immediately after his departure.) After much consideration, it was decided to award one first prize and two second prizes. Since so many contestants qualified for the booby prize, the judges threw it overboard in disgust.
Before I announce the winners of the contest, I want to thank each contestant from the bottom of my heart for taking the time to enter. As before, I was delighted with the neatness of the entries. Thank you for making my work so easy, is all I can say.
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