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The attempted coup in Dominica, which was blown when the second-ranking officer in the Dominican army, a captain, spilled the beans in a letter he sent from police headquarters, where he was being held because Dominica has no jail, to the first-ranking officer, a major, also involved a former Prime Minister, a number of Rastafarians, who smoke marijuana and believe that Haile Selaisse, who is God, will take them to Ethiopia, which is Zion, plus a dozen American and Canadian Ku Klux Klansmen who were to have set sail from New Orleans in a boat with a Nazi flag, except that they were turned in by a Vietnam veteran who didn’t believe them when they told him that they were a CIA operation, and . . . Oh forget it.

national review is suspending all further gibes about the Emerging Republican Majority.

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The attempted coup in Dominica, which was blown when the second-ranking officer in the Dominican army, a captain, spilled the beans in a letter he sent from police headquarters, where he was being held because Dominica has no jail, to the first-ranking officer, a major, also involved a former Prime Minister, a number of Rastafarians, who smoke marijuana and believe that Haile Selaisse, who is God, will take them to Ethiopia, which is Zion, plus a dozen American and Canadian Ku Klux Klansmen who were to have set sail from New Orleans in a boat with a Nazi flag, except that they were turned in by a Vietnam veteran who didn’t believe them when they told him that they were a CIA operation, and . . . Oh forget it.

national review is suspending all further gibes about the Emerging Republican Majority.