■ Dear Mr. Buckley:
A former girlfriend of mine made an interesting observation regarding the difference between conservatives and liberals. She astutely noticed that while most conservatives tend to display varying degrees of baldness, most liberals tend to enjoy the benefits of maintaining a full head of hair. While there are a few exceptions on both sides, if indeed a male is a conservative, it does appear likely that he is predestined to lose his hair. I myself am a conservative, and I am losing my hair! Would the solution to my hair-loss problem be to throw out my Rogaine and become a liberal?
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