That’s a Wrap

I had two tabs open on my browser: a 1944 newspaper front page, and Google News. The former had a banner headline: “REDS SLAUGHTER 16,000 NAZIS.” You had to admire the honesty and concision. It suggested there was someone going around with a clicker after the battle, counting up the corpses. How about that, 16,000 on the nose.

The headline on the Google News page was from today: “Why Taco Bell Discontinued Its Chipotle Ranch Grilled Chicken Burrito.”