From @therealharryreid: Excited about t2day’s Health Care Summit. Really think we’ll get Repubs to cave. #lookingood4HCR

From @itspronouncedbayner: Excited about t2day’s Health Care Summit. Really think we’ll get Dems to cave. #lookingood4HCR

From @barackobamaesq: Excited about t2day’s Health Care Summit. Really think I’m going 2 shine brightly like a magnificent winged dove, like some kind of earthly god-man who carries a magical . . .

From @nancyisspeaking: Need health-care stories with sad or tragic endings! Please RT! Please RT! Need sad stories ASAP. Pref. w/regard 2 cancers and/or the disabled. Please RT!

From @lamar!: I am not going 2 take my eyes off of POTUS. He wants a death stare? Let him stare in2 my Tennessee peepers.

From @bidenmytime: You know what’s interesting? I’m remembering a moment back in the nineteen seventies, when I was taking the Amtrak back to Wilmington and I realized that for the first time . . . wait, how many characters do I get on th

From @mitchmcconnell: Don’t get Twitter.

From @barackobamaesq: I am amazed at my ability to talk and Tweet at the same time. Right now I’m talking about Medicare savings and tapping on the Bberry.

From @triallawyersunited: Hey, @nancypelosi, @therealharryreid, @barackobamaesq, and @democratdelegation. Don’t forget your friends here! We’re all watching in the office on K Street.

From @lamar!: Here’s what I don’t get: How come they went with Pelosi and Reid? Not complaining, but castingwise, we lucked out. Thank God Mitch knows he’s, um, not great on TV.

From @mitchmcconnell: Don’t want to get Twitter.

From @haironJStreet: Hey, @itspronouncedbayner, we’re watching here in the salon and think we just saw your hair move. Please stop into the salon this afternoon and we’ll fix.

From @acmecarinsurance: Thanks to @barackobamaesq for the shoutout. But need to clarify diff. between ‘liablity’ and ‘comp’ car insurance. He prolly should know the diff, but whatevs.

From @nancyisspeaking: Need health-care stories with sad or tragic endings! Please RT! Please RT! Need sad stories ASAP. Pref. w/regard 2 amputations and/or the birth defects. Please RT!

From @itspronouncedbayner: Distracted by thinking about my flyaway hair.

From @Stoneysteyny: Gotta be honest: thought this was going to go better for us. Wondering about strategy here. Have pretty low face recognition. Can prolly slip out while @barackobamaesq is talking.

From @mitchmcconnell: Don’t know why anyone is on Twitter.

From @barackobamaesq: People need to learn to shut up when they talk to me.

From @therealharryreid: This is going GREAT! We are KILLING it! I can feel the groundswell of APPROVAL from the American people underneath me. At least, I hope that’s groundswell. Wish I hadn’t had oatmeal for breakfast.

From @nancyisspeaking: Please RT! Please RT! @therealharryreid is having some kind of gastrointestinal attack. Sitting right next to him. Worried he’s going to keel over.

From @paulryanrwisc: You know we’re in trouble when I’m the youngest person in the room. I’m the only one who’s going to have to PAY for all of this.

From @therealharryreid: Why is @nancyisspeaking poking me under the table? Did I say something weird? Haven’t used the word Negro in weeks and weeks.

From @barackobamaesq: See them tremble before me. My eyes are lasers, boring into mine enemies like a shaft of righteousness. Tremble! Cower! Bend to my will! I command thee!

From @lamar!: POTUS is staring at me. Feels odd. Because @itspronouncedbayner is talking.

From @itspronouncedbayner: Love the fact that I’m sitting on the same side as @barackobamaesq and he can’t give me the direct stare of death. @lamar!, you holding up okay?

From @mitchmcconnell: How is this fun?

From @barackobamaesq: Something’s up with my laser ray. Expected all Repubs to be small piles of ashes by now. May have been misled re: super powers.

From @bidenmytime: which is was amazing because I always knew I had it in me. Unfortunately, I woke up before I could write it down in my dream, but I swear to God I had it licked. You know what’s cool? This pen. It has this odd kind of grip like a plastic

From @nancyisspeaking: Please RT! Please RT! We won! We won! Please RT! Need more stories of disease etc. More Americans (pref. white seniors for demo) in trouble with HC! Please RT!

From @mitchmcconnell: Is this damn thing over?

From @bidenmytime: kind of clip or something. Wait. It’s over. The room is empty now. I guess they all left while I was on this thing. Wonder if there’s gonna be a snack or something?