If you’re like me — a hominid American with external gonads and a melanin ratio that gives your epidermis a pinkish hue — then I’ve got some bad news for you: You’re wrong about nearly everything and almost certainly a bigot.
Don’t worry, white guys, things are still pretty good for you. You were born into the greatest empire the world has ever known at roughly the height of her power, and despite a recession here and a war there, you are likely to do quite well in it — at least compared with every other demographic group in history.
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