The Little Wonder Political Happiness Machine

Henry Littlefinger was in his yard one Saturday morning when The Little Wonder Political Happiness Machine fell out of the sky. It hit with a pleasant thump not more than ten feet from him.

It was a funny-looking thing. Henry didn’t know what it was until he saw printed on the top: the little wonder political happiness machine. He looked up, wondering where it had come from. The sky was empty. There wasn’t an airplane, a helicopter, a hot-air balloon— not even a cloud.