The Fix is Out

Split infinitive. The English-speaking world may be divided into 1) those who neither know nor care what a split infinitive is; 2) those who do not know, but care very much; 3) those who know and condemn; 4) those who know and approve; and 5) those who know and distinguish.

1) Those who neither know nor care are the vast majority, and are a happy folk, to be envied by most of the minority classes… .