‘UFO Refuels in Jet Chemtrail over Amsterdam,” said the headline on the website. Given the location, you could translate that as “Pothead Sees Things in the Sky, and, Whoa, Man,” but no: deadly serious stuff. See, the chemtrails are the white puffy things left by airplanes, and they contain substances that affect the weather, lower the sperm count in Aryans, and boost the power of fluoridated water so it makes our children docile and ready to accept socialism.
See, I get that, totally, but UFOs? That’s crazy talk. It’s stuff like this that discredits the chemtrail community. Likewise, when people tweet that Ebola is a conspiracy by the drug companies, which will make mad massive moolah when they roll out a “cure” for the disease they created, it makes people inclined to scoff when you say real true things, like Obama wants Ebola in America because he hates the country, and wants history to remember him as “the first president who willingly encouraged a quarter of the nation to die from uncontrolled rectal hemorrhaging.”
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