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Books, Arts & Manners: The Gimlet Eye

by D. Keith Mano

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SWEEPSTAKES PLAYERS

HELGA, HERB, and BURT—print your name in large block letters—are rehashing sweepstake gossip for me. Each is a New York civil servant: each observes fine-print contest rules and regulations with the put-it-down-right-here literalness of some AMF pinspotter. They hope to dance soon wearing mad nuptial plumage and make Dame Luck raise her fickle tail. Still, despite their rather manic enthusiasm, 1 sense enough sheepishness around to fill the room with human lanolin. When you think of a sweep player, you think of someone whose receiver is way off the hook, right? H, H, and B do not often admit in public to this zipper-headed hobby. “My father told me I was nuts,” Herb has said again. Then, as if to reassure himself, he will muse aloud, “But my father is dead now, of course.”

DK

About the Author

D. Keith Mano

D. Keith Mano was a TV screenwriter and author of ten books, including Take 5, recipient of the 1987 Literary Lion award, and columnist at National Review magazine for 17 years.

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