Inspired by the news that New York Times profits are down 52 percent, Ace of Spades HQ presents, “Top Ten Proposals Being Considered To Boost NYT’s Falling Profits.” Proposal number 8:

Make Bob Herbert’s columns more relevant and interesting by forcing him to use a Mad-Libs book for his screeds; readers will take delight in reading about Cinderella’s “three NEOCON sisters” who force her to “UNILATERALLY OVERTHROW SOVEREIGN GOVERNMENTS” and who can best be described as “FASCIST” and “STINKY”

(via Don Luskin)