I really enjoy reading the Islamic Republic News Agency’s reports. To understand why, check out this article from today, which portrays Iran as some kind of Angelina Jolie-style benefactor that has adopted, not abducted, the 15 British hostages:

“We understand the anxiety of their families, but they must be assured that they are in safe hands and have a better life than the risky mission in the Persian Gulf waters,”

Also from the above link, the distance that the Marines supposedly infiltrated into Iranian waters has shrunk to about 1600 feet.