We always wondered why you went in groups. Now, thanks to this report on CNN, we know that it’s probably so you can talk about:

  1. Guys
  2. Your in-laws

In all honesty, you’ve gotta feel bad for Kyra Phillips, who just got caught calling her sister-in-law a control freak on national television.

Man, Thanksgiving is going to be weird.

UPDATE: I have no idea how Megan McCormack was able to understand half of that gibberish, but she somehow came up with a transcript.