The best headline on that story comes from MTV:

<a title=”Bono To Write For The New York Times; Ozzy’s Still Waiting For His Call” rel=”bookmark” href=”http://newsroom.mtv.com/2008/10/24/bono-to-write-for-the-new-york-times-ozzys-still-waiting-for-his-call/”>Bono To Write For The New York Times; Ozzy’s Still Waiting For His Call