Here’s a different article on the Jack Cafferty/China blow-up that gives Cafferty probably the best title in the MSM:

Cafferty, a resident curmudgeon at CNN, sounded off on China on the program “The Situation Room” on April 9. He said the United States imports “their junk with the lead paint” and its “poisoned pet food” while losing factory jobs to China, a country run by “the same bunch of goons and thugs they’ve been for the last 50 years.”