A new statue of a guy with one arm has two arms:

NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (AP) — The swashbuckling sea captain who helped found America’s first permanent English settlement lost his right arm in battle nearly two decades earlier — but you wouldn’t know it to look at the two-armed statue on the campus of the university named for him. Some annoyed and angry alumni and history buffs want the monument to get the hook — the prosthetic that Christopher Newport is believed to have used 400 years ago.

A picture of the statue is here, and it suggests strongly that Christopher Newport University should be renamed Captain Morgan University. Hat tip: IHE.