Which person below do you think was invited to speak at Princeton University twice in a single academic year?

A.) Condoleezza Rice

B.) Tony Blair

C.) Nelson Mandela

D.) “Feminist” porn actress and producer, self-styled expert on anal sex, and purveyor of lesbian erotica Tristan Taormino

For the full story, check out the latest edition of the Ivy League Christian Observer (page eight). But I bet you can guess the answer.