Seriously. If you believe that kind of thing, that is (observations to the contrary).

Recent behavior assures me that if there’s anything to this low-cost CO2 scrubber (only $10 a ton!), and we are allowed to decide the optimal atmospheric concentrations of CO2 – which will surely keep this gadget busy, given that even Al Gore’s movie reminded us that we do not control them, but they go up and they go down – without changing our population and society, the greens will erupt in protest.

At least Mensa could then think of a brilliant idea in response, like using their meeting time productively.