My colleague Myron Ebell ranks third on the climate-alarmist enemies list, which also honors the dearly departed Michael Crichton, Johnny-Come-Lately EPA whistleblower Alan Carlin, and Planet Gore contributor Pat Michaels.

Ahem. All I get is hippies stealing my trash and sending camera crews around to stage confrontations with me?

And what about Lindzen, Christy, and Spencer? Alas. At least in the photo of Myron he is displaying a copy of my Red Hot Lies — surely the alarmists’ subliminal love note telling me I’m still in their thoughts, but they just can’t provide me with any more ammo after the Greenpeace-stealing-my-trash business. Who knows what other groups’ presidents will, um, decide to spend more time with their family once their behavior along these lines is so outed? (Sorry, John P!)

I’ll just bask in Myron’s reflected glory, telling people “I know that guy!”