Reuters has the Goracle transforming from an “exaggerating bore” to a “defender of the Earth” in the blink of an eye. I think maybe they are confusing him with his son, Kal-Al.

Al Gore, long mocked as an exaggerating bore, seems certain to land a lead role at the Democratic National Convention as an internationally recognized defender of the Earth.

We know Tuesday is ladies night. Wednesday is usually for the VP candidate. Thursday is the Seventh Trumpet . . . the Second Coming . . . Rapture.

Which I guess leaves Monday for Super Al.