Dennis Kucinich and Mike Gravel are not participating in this week’s Des Moines Register debate.

The newspaper’s standards for participation include at least 1% in its statewide poll and an office and paid staff in Iowa.

Kucinich’s state office works out of his home. Yeah, that’s why they’re keeping Smeagol out.

Alan Keyes is participating. Alan Keyes has paid staff in Iowa? He has an office? He’s past 1 percent?

There’s no good reason for Keyes to participate, and I say that as a guy who likes Keyes. The only reason one would include Keyes at this point is because he’s just about guaranteed to declare the rest of the field “inauthentic conservatives.” (Perhaps he’ll declare Vice President Cheney’s daughter a “selfish hedonist” as well.) The one percent standard is way too low. We’ve had nine Republican debates so far, and fifteen Democratic ones. If you haven’t broken out past the margin of error by now, it’s not gonna happen.

A debate time that already gives about one-eighth to Duncan Hunter and Tom Tancredo is now going to be split nine ways. This is a disservice to the other candidates who actually have a shot of getting more than an asterisk’s worth in the caucuses.

In a year of lousy debates, this one is set up to be a train wreck on par with CNN’s YouTube debate for the Republicans.