Is the issue of driver’s licenses for illegal immigrants to Hillary Clinton as Willie Horton’s prison furlough to Michael Dukakis? Jim Pinkerton thinks so.

Speaking of illegal immigration, I have to go vote. If there are elections in your neck of the woods, I recommend you do the same.

UPDATE: Well, that was thrilling. Of the two offices on the ballot this year, only one was contested, with my options being Democrat or Green. Such is democracy in the People’s Republic of Alexandria.