You know who’s really bummed right now? The guy in the dolphin suit and T-shirt that says, “FLIP ROMNEY.” He’s walking around blogger’s row, wandering, hoping there’s one last flip-flop to mock.

Hey, pal, I understand Hillary’s changed positions on some issues. Maybe Obama is hiring.

I’ve started the rumor that some of us are going to run to the bakery before McCain arrives and greet him with our bagettes hold aloft and chanting, “Half a loaf! Half a loaf!”