Ha! Orlando Sentinel columnist Scott Maxwell:

Take a moment to envision what the top of your ticket is going to look like this fall and then ask yourself how much confidence you’ll inspire with a ballot topped by the names “Meek” and “Sink.“

That would be Florida Democrats’ senatorial candidate Kendrick Meek and gubernatorial candidate Alex Sink.

Ironically, their primary opponents are Irving Disaster and Mortimer Catastrophe.