No news release that the Rudy Giuliani campaign is going to put out today is going to be more riveting than this story:

The bosses of New York’s five Mafia families in the mid-1980s came a hair-trigger away from sanctioning a hit on then-federal prosecutor Rudy Giuliani, according to bombshell FBI records made public yesterday… Bonanno boss Philip “Rusty” Rastelli, Genovese chief Vincent “The Chin” Gigante and Luchese honcho Anthony “Tony Ducks” Corallo all cast votes to spare the headline-grabbing prosecutor, the documents show. But the young guns of the bunch, Gambino boss John “The Teflon Don” Gotti and Colombo chief Carmine “The Snake” Persico, were said to lobby in favor of the murder.

They might as well make an ad out of this. “Rudy Giuliani: For 21 Years, He’s Had All The Right Enemies.”