The doctoral dissertation of Anne Dunham, Barack Obama’s mother, written in 1992, will be published next month.

You may not think it’s a big deal, but wait until we hear the first sentence begins, “When I gave birth to my son Barack in Kenya in 1961…”

UPDATE: Just in case anyone missed it, that was a joke above. I have no idea what the first sentence says, and I strongly, strongly, strongly doubt this will a smoking gun for the he-was-born-in-Kenya conspiracy theory.