This line is funny, and then you realize it has a point:

It’s important to note that [Chuck] Norris is as passionate about a Huckabee presidency as he is about the new Bowflex Home Gym.

Pakistan is shaping up to be the mother of all [bad word]storms. Norris’ support is funny and cute, but it’s time for the Huckabee campaign to get serious; Chuck can take a break for a few weeks.