Between Eric Holder, Janet Napolitano and Barack Obama, it seems no one in Washington has the time to read Arizona’s new anti-illegal immigration law. Sure they have a busy schedule filled with attacks on the Grand Canyon State, but it doesn’t seem like our 10-page law would take that much time.

Thankfully, our friend Jim Sharpe of Phoenix radio station KFYI has decided to help out the Administration by creating an audiobook of SB1070. For their convenience he’ll even email the file to them.

“That way, they can listen in the back of their limousines to what the bill really says before opening their mouths about it again,” Jim said.

But what if a few minutes of legalese is still too boring for our political leaders? No problem! Jim also recorded “dramatic readings” of SB1070 with the voices of Jack Nicholson and Barack Obama himself. Click the files below to hear samples of each.