If you thought KFC’s Double Down was the nadir of fast food evolution, think again.

Burger King has unveiled the Meat Monster – a modified Whopper that includes a chicken breast and bacon. The concoction is part of the chain’s “Have It Your Way” campaign, encouraging customers to add a la carte items to standard menu fare.

But there’s some bad (good?) news for American burger enthusiasts – the Meat Monster is only available in Japan. . .