From Showtime, in partnership with small-dollar donations from so many gullible MSNBC-watching suburban moms, comes the five-part docuseries that you didn’t know you needed:

You don’t actually need it. In fact, your life would probably be much better without it. But it’s here: an in-depth look at one of the most brazen grifts to emerge from the Trump era, which — if the advert is any indication — will look more like an adulatory promo flick than an actual exposé on the Lincoln Project’s myriad sins. 2020 was just the beginning. One shudders at the thought.