Spent all a.m. trying to walk upright. Any1 in the Twitterverse had success at that yet? Also: what’s the 411 in re: hunting, gathering vs. land cultivation? Any1 in the Twitterverse had success at that yet? Also: what’s the 411 in re: hunting, gathering vs. land cultivation?

Big yellow god in sky totally warm, totally awesome! Wish it didn’t have to die every night tho. Anyone else feel the same way?

Livin’ large in Ur! Home of the world’s coolest ziggurat! Twitpic here: http://twitpic.com/23ddf

Awesome wooden horse just arrived at gates from, like, nowhere. So freakin’ cool. Draggin’ it in w/my bros. Wooden Horse FTW!!

@odysseus where r u?

Really digging @caesar and the new transparency. This new guy gets it. He’s even on Twitter! Roman Empire 2.0!!

Any other Twitter peeps here in the crowd, listening to the dude in the sandals up on the mount give his sermon or whatevs? Say hey if you are!

Hanging with the Vandals and Visigoths. These guys are just throwing out awesome vibes. Rome is so “old media.” Time for a reboot!

I keep feeling like we’re all in the “middle” of something. But what? Anyone else ready for something new? Like, I dunno, more sophisticated use of perspective in painting? Just sayin’

@spanishinquisition I owe some Jewish guys some money and I’m not happy about it. Can u guys help? Would really like some debt relief.

“There b monsters” my ass. The world is so totally round it’s not even funny. If u keep going u get 2 great beaches. Am bringing back tomatoes. Trust me: just eat one.

Liked but did not love the Sist. Chap. Too high to see all the details plus pushy crowd. Could tell he painted it on back due to paint drips all over floor.

Lepanto?? WTH?? Turkish fleet=total FAIL.

The new English queen is a virgin? Um, really? I mean, really? Hard to believe, but with that hairstyle, I guess it’s logical.

The new world is cool! Really unspoiled and sustainable environment. Also: indigenous peoples who dress totally funky with earrings etc. on the guys too!!! Downside: hunger, winter, scalping.

Please DM me!! I will pay anything for a 2lip bulb!!! Top prices paid for 2lip bulbs!! DM for details!!!

Suddenly feeling extremely enlightened. Really getting into science, logic, etc. Any thoughts in re that or rights of man etc.?

Tweetup at Boston Hrbor! Let’s deal with the tea tax Twitter style! Bring snax.

Please RT!!!! The British r coming!!! Please RT!!!

Apparently, Marie Antoinette was just using an expression. She isn’t actually going to give us any cake. I love cake so I’m seriously bummed. Maybe even more than bummed. Need 2 think about it.

Gr8 idea to buy this land! New Orleans v. cool. Food sorta spicy but nice vibe. Great cocktails. Worried about flooding, though. @thomasjefferson had the right idea.

Who’s the short French guy with the major ’tude? What the dilly, homes? Who died and made you God? You want to invade Russia? Fine. Take it. PS: bring mittens.

@williamtecumsehsherman where r u? last we heard you were in Alabama. Now Georgia? How fast r u going?? Pls stop at Savannah.

Nothing out here but grazing lands and mineral deposits. Head west, Twitterverse. Avoid Apaches. Bring snax.

@donnerparty Where r u?

Watching Archduke Ferdinand cruise by in his open carriage. What a jerk. Still, I guess if he got whacked it’d be a whole big thing.

Watching the market go nuts and have decided not to miss this rally. Putting it all in equities. By 1929, I’m going to have major bank!

Anybody else getting a weird vibe from this new dude Stalin? Seems nice but there’s something about him. Or am I paranoid?

Lots of planes with Japanese writing on them just buzzed by. Wonder what that’s about. Oh well. Another awesome day in Hawaii. We should give them statehood.

Wonder if they’ll let @elvispresley do that pelvis swiveling thang? Be cool if they did, but they’re probably 2 uptight.

@josephpkennedy how many votes do u want in cook county? Need $$ 4 Tuesday. DM me.

OMG!! OMG!! Just walked on the moon! http://twitpic.com/245gy Moonwalk! FTW!!

@rmnixon omg! 4got 2 take tape off door in h20gate! Got nabbed by rent-a-cop. Please call @ggordonliddy to handle this! Thnx!!

RT from @ronaldreagan: Hey! @mikhailgorbachev and @erichhonecker! Tear down this wall!