(Note to editor: Since this will run so close to the election, some people might not read it until after it’s over. I wrote the most generic post-election piece of nonsense possible just to cover all the bases. And, of course, don’t forget to remove this paragraph! Thnx.)
The people have spoken, and we finally have a verdict on America’s future. But where do we go from here? Down a road marked with signs that say Warning! or signs that say New Opportunities: 3 miles? Because we haven’t seen any of the latter since the town of New Opportunities, Iowa, was removed from the map. And there, perhaps, was a lesson for us all.
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