From the Twitter feed of Kim Jong Un, @youthcaptain

If a person sends many Twitter @replies to another person and that person doesn’t even have the courtesy to follow back, that’s it, I’m done. #overyoualreadyscarlettjohansson

Tweeps! Get ready for a fitter and hotter me! About to get really into personal fitness. Here’s a totally nude “before” pic: instagram.com/rd5f.jong #saygoodbyetothefatboy