From the Twitter feed of Kim Jong Un, @youthcaptain

Oh, carbs! Why do I love you so much? Why do you taste so nom nom? #losinglbsishardworkevenforasupremeleader

Not sure why @generalriyongho was hiding in my armoire, but he certainly gave me a jolt. Also not sure why he had that Luger. Oh well. I’ll ask him when he comes to. #goodthingIhadmyfreeweights