ASAP!! Senator, please review this and note changes, thanks — fundraising letter needs to drop tomorrow PM!!!!
Dear [Constituent Name],
You and I are a lot alike. We’re both patriots, who love this great country. And we both stand firmly behind President Donald Trump [note: may need to workshop this section] the great constitution of the United States maybe just “certain provisions of that august document” [let’s get on a Zoom to brainstorm!!]
Let’s help President Donald Trump former President Donald Trump Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell keep the liberal democrats [probably need to rethink this paragraph.]
That’s why I’m asking patriots like you to join our Victory 2024 Fund as a Charter Founding Executive Platinum Patriot Member [like platinum patriot]
As you know, I voted to reject /have a conversation about/ wonder out loud /accept with irritation/ embrace [prob not embrace but need to make a statement without making a statement?] the electors from certain states [make sure not constituent state here do we need diff. letters for diff. states, ie. Penn and Georg??? Let’s discuss ASAP!!!]
Dear [Constituent Name],
I know you were as disappointed as I was to see the “Surrender Caucus” in the Republican Party [too aggressive? Can we say RINO?] Ask Phil and see what language is approved?). [thought: do we need to write one of these for the Q Anon crowd or is that over and done? Possib position me as Q? Would that help? Need to think this over ASAP. Call me!!!] [Sarah set up between us and the Senator for tomorrow AM thanks.]
Dear [Constituent Name],
I know you join me in thanking President Donald J. Trump for his magnificent service to this country and this party! Sadly, the liberal media won’t ever give him credit for the booming economy, the rapid development of the COVID-19 vaccine, and the smashing success of the Republican candidates in the Georgia senate races [can we adjust?]
That’s why I’d like you to join me as a Premium Gold President’s Circle Five Star [these are just Hertz Rent-a-Car categories which isn’t a criticism, like them a LOT] Manager’s Choice Level Donor to the Thank You President Trump Foundation President Trump Defense Fund Republicans Moving On Initiative Turn the Page Foundation
Dear [Constituent Name],
From November 3, 2020 until late yesterday afternoon, I was under a doctor’s care and taking a very powerful antihistamine which may have caused me to behave erratically and without a great deal of rational logic. Rest assured that I have recently returned to my health care professional and had the specific prescription adjusted, along with the dosage. [Need??] I am taking a week to recoup and recover and spending it in the care of my family and my religious adviser.
Of course, nothing could ever distract me from my single-minded devotion to the sanctity of our system of democracy and the importance of respecting the results of an election [like this, why are we striking it? Goes without saying, right?] [Unfortunately not, Senator]
Dear [Constituent Name],
You and I are a lot alike. We’re both patriots, who love this country and its freedoms.
But we also believe that one of this nation’s greatest triumphs lies in its shining tradition of the peaceful transfer of power. Why, even President John Adams might
[Could we add something like this:]
Let’s start by clarifying what is meant by “objecting” to a vote for this or that in the Senate. Not to be too “inside baseball,” but in a sense, by “objecting” to accepting the votes from certain states, I was safeguarding and protecting and in a very real sense “supporting” those votes.
Let me explain. [This is the whole can of worms thing again, Senator, as we decided today it’s time to move on and away from this]
Dear [Constituent Name],
A “deep fake” is a computer-generated image that purports to show a person doing and saying things that he (or she) didn’t do or say. I regret to say, recently I have been a victim of a “deep fake” style of attack.
As you know, the Chinese Communists have targeted me personally because of the work I did with President Donald Trump in standing up to [just feel it’s confusing to add another name here]
So imagine my surprise when I saw “myself” raise a hand to disenfranchise my fellow Americans and heard a voice a lot like mine say things that, frankly, only a lunatic or a fool or a craven, cowardly
Dear [Constituent Name],
Hillary Clinton is at it again!
Won’t you help me and the remaining patriots in the senate stand up to Hillary Clinton and the liberal left wing Democrats. [like this] [like this] [me too] [like]
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