FISA AUTHORIZATION: TT55F

OPERATION “RET-CON JUSTICE”

WIRETAP EXTRACT 05.24.22 23:54 EDT

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Static. Ringing.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: Hello?

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: Hello, Brad. This is your favorite president calling.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: James Polk?

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: James who? Come on. I know you know. Your favorite president, who many people say is still the real president of the United States which would be true if you had been fair.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: Is this a new number? I thought I blocked you.

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: I have a lot of phones. More than most, to be quite frank. Look, I’m calling to say congratulations on being reelected the secretary of Georgia.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: Secretary of state. And it was just the primary.

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: Yeah, whatever. It’s not a manly title, is it? “Secretary.” I’ve had a lot of secretaries in my life, Brad, and to be totally one hundred percent honest with you, they were all a lot prettier than you. Total tens. Every one. You, you’re a six, maybe a seven. At best.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: What can I help you with? I’m very busy.

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: Rude, but okay. There’s another thing I want to say. Look, you know and I know that Brian Kemp didn’t beat David Whathisname by fifty percent. Statistically impossible. So what I’m asking is —

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: Let me stop you right there. I don’t want to get into this again with you. Kemp didn’t just beat David Perdue, he trounced him. Probably by fifty percent or more.

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: People are saying that it doesn’t make sense.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: What people?

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: People in this room right now that I’m in. People I talk to. People who sometimes appear to me late at night if I eat one of those loaded baked potatoes too close to nine o’clock. People.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: I assure you that those people are wrong. Kemp won. Decisively.

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: Literally not possible. I endorsed Perdue in very strong language that was quite decisive. So what I’m saying is, maybe there were problems with the machines. Maybe there were problems with the tallies. Maybe you could call around and check into these things?

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: I’m going to tell you what I told you after the last election. The George election results are fair and honest and final.

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: You’re not even going to look into the allegations that noncitizen Democrats were used as mules to stuff ballot boxes with votes for Kemp to keep the biggest fraud in American history from being revealed and then voted on again so that a fair election could be seen by everyone who is currently laughing at us because our elections aren’t fair and . . .

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: And what?

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: I lost the thread there. What I’m saying is, the election in Georgia stinks again and we know this because I lost again. I mean, not me. But people are saying that I lost and it makes me angry because all I did was endorse a candidate who lost in a very tight race, which is what a lot of people, even fake newspeople, are saying, that it was a tight race. You agree that it was a tight race, right?

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: Brian Kemp beat David Perdue by about six hundred thousand votes.

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: Seriously? That’s what we’re talking about? Six hundred thousand votes? That’s what I’m saying. You’re telling me you can’t find six hundred thousand votes?

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: I will tell you what I told you two years ago. No, I cannot find votes. I cannot find them because they are not there. Look, I really have to go.

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: So you’re just going to let this thing go?

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: It would be a lot easier for you to convince everyone that you really endorsed Brian Kemp and you never endorsed David Perdue than for me to suddenly find six hundred thousand votes. The machine tabulations and chains of custody for the ballots were all monitored and —

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: Wait. Stop. Go back. What?

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: The machine tabulations —

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: Before that.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: Six hundred thousand votes?

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: Before that.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: It would be easier for you to convince everyone that you really endorsed Brian Kemp?

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: Yeah. That.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: Right, but you didn’t.

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: I think I did. Actually.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: But you didn’t.

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: I remember it differently. Pretty sure I appeared at several Kemp rallies. Everyone saw me there.

PERSON OF INTEREST 1: But that isn’t —

PERSON OF INTEREST 2: Gotta go. Calling in to Hannity in five to celebrate.

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