Happy Chemtrails

A conspiracy theory that aims for the sky

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Asinister plot is unfolding in America’s skies. Just ask Dane Wigington, a self-professed expert on climate science. In an interview with former Fox News host turned “truth-teller” Tucker Carlson last November, Wigington declared that the U.S. government is secretly dispersing poisonous “aluminum nanoparticles” from airplanes, “dismantling the planet’s primary life support systems,” and manipulating weather events such as hurricanes and blizzards. In short, a syndicate of shadowy figures is plotting our national destruction.

But how, you might ask, have these nefarious activities not been widely exposed? By Wigington’s account, it’s obvious: Meteorologists won’t speak out for fear of losing their “paychecks and pensions,” organizations such as the World Wildlife Fund and Greenpeace are similarly afraid of sacrificing their nonprofit status, and the entire military is involved in the project under the direction of the Department of Defense.

Guy Denton

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Guy Denton

Guy Denton is a William F. Buckley Jr. Fellow in Political Journalism.

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